August 31st, 2010
ihatehumans.ca is one-year-old today!!
ihatehumans.ca made it a whole year! This calls for a victory celebration!
ihatehumans.ca made it a whole year! This calls for a victory celebration!
My iPhone has dramatically changed the amount of time I spend connected. In an instant I went from connected “most of the goddamn time” to “fucking constantly.” Smart phones and other hand-held digital devices allow us to fill every waking moment checking our email, texting our friends or tickling a tuxedo clad, robot synthesizer.
It turns [...]
Seriously?
I probably let dumb things on facebook bother me too much, but why are people bothering to click the “like” button for a instant messenger program? Nearly five million people? Come on, MSN is just a common tool. Like a wrench or a hammer, it has a very utilitarian, unexceptional purpose; communication.
But since people are [...]
On Sunday I absolutely destroyed my ankle playing ball hockey. When I felt my joints reverberate in a very distinguishable crunch, I quickly hobbled back to the player’s bench certain the pain would be only temporary.
Nope. Very not temporary, in fact.
By the time I got home I was using the railing to slowly scale the [...]
When I first came up with the name “I Hate Humans” I thought it a momentary flash of unfathomable genius; I believe I registered the domain name that very night. The title itself doesn’t mean anything, other than an exaggerated metaphor for my scathing cynicism.
I saw I Hate Humans as an outlandish and inflammatory enough [...]