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November 10th, 2009

Safe Risk at the Box Office

Oh, yippee, hurrah and happiest of days, Sony has purchased the rights to the board game Risk to become the latest in confusing movie adaptations.
Well, I suppose Sony’s acquisition is perfectly understandable, after all, Risk has a deeply original back story. I’ve been waiting decades for someone to make a movie about the world at [...]

September 14th, 2009

Movies No One Asked For or Wanted

As we’re all painfully aware Hollywood has discovered buying old properties and churning out pointless sequels and remakes is quick guaranteed buck. Comic book characters, for example, have a built-in loyal legion of nerds who, without distractions like girls and their scary vaginas, ensure success at the box office. Eighties properties are another popular target [...]