Lindsay Sues E-Trade
Lindsay Lohan is in the news again! Bless your heart, Lindsay, how we missed your cracked-out DUI’s and vagina parties.
I kind of have a soft spot for Miss Lohan though, she was in Mean Girls. Means Girls was good. However, 2004 was a long time ago and Lindsay’s kind, endearing face has evolved [...]
50,000 condoms will be distributed at the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver, BC in February, enough latex cover the surface area of the Empire State Building, a fascinating statistic I just made up.
Apparently the athlete’s village is bonetown, population: horny. I guess a gathering of 5000 athletes from all over the world is the [...]
Here we go, round two, me versus the news! Ring the bell!
The Liberal Bible
Liberal bias, our world is full of it. Whether it’s the CBC, Time magazine, local newspapers, dictionaries, whatever. All are stained with the undertones of a whiney liberal elite who use underhanded devices such as logic and facts to propagate their socialist [...]
Hey kiddies, how many of you keep up with news and current events? Current events are the things that happen outside of World of Warcraft. Reading the news keeps you actively involved in the important political and social affairs that effect our daily lives. More importantly, reading the news keeps you up-to-date on hilariously retarded [...]