ihatehumansI hate you, yes you, the one sitting at the computer.

September 30th, 2009

Things I Read in the News

Hey kiddies, how many of you keep up with news and current events? Current events are the things that happen outside of World of Warcraft. Reading the news keeps you actively involved in the important political and social affairs that effect our daily lives. More importantly, reading the news keeps you up-to-date on hilariously retarded [...]

September 28th, 2009

Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse would be Awesome

Back in August a group of Canadian researchers published a study modeling the spread of a zombie outbreak. In what was a fantastic blend of science and pop-culture a group of students at the University of Ontario determined that a “zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the complete collapse of civilization.” George A. [...]

September 24th, 2009

Cooking Frogs with Glenn Beck

Normally I through up a Khan video on Friday, but Glenn Beck is just too insane to pass up.

That confused pause is priceless.

September 20th, 2009

Sports fans = corporate sponges

Last week I got some free tickets to see the Edmonton Oilers in pre-season action. Like a good Canadian being a hockey fan is pretty much a birth right, that and tanning mukluks outside our igloos and wearing socks made of beaver pelts to bed.
From the time I was a kid until now I’ve watched [...]

September 18th, 2009

It’s Friday, here’s Khan

Choreography at its finest.