Okay, so this is quite possibly the greatest news story ever. Forget the fall of the Berlin Wall, September 11th or Lindsay Lohan’s snootch, this is the most fantastic headline of our time:
B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
Anthony Clark was walking the Brookswood area of Langley, B.C., minding his own business, when [...]
When I traveled to Japan earlier this year I discovered one simple thing about the Japanese: everything they do is over the top. Game shows dress contestants in shiny silver onesies, cartoons feature a cast of talking titties, and billboards scream in eye melting colors. It’s easily the loudest country, audibly and visually, I have [...]
Boxers or briefs, gentlemen? An age old debate.
If you like to avoid controversy you can wear boxer-briefs, like me. You honestly get the best of both worlds; the gentle support of a brief and the masculine look of a boxer.
I’ve been a boxer-brief guy for years, but I felt like it was time for a [...]
So by “Tuesday” I guess I actually meant “Wednesday.”
Does anyone else daydream as much as I do in the shower? I swear my showers are five hours long. I spend almost all that time starring into space, deeply pondering the relevance of our corporeal experience, because that’s the kind of introspective intellectual I am.
This morning, [...]
Hey both my readers, what’s happening? I’ve had an exhaustive weekend, so no post until Tuesday. I’ll let subtitled Star Wars express how I feel about writing right now.