Last night I was driving down Whyte Avenue heading to a show at the Pawnshop. Stopped at a red light, I noticed three girls to my left walking across the street. My immediate thought was “holy shit, those fourteen-year-old girls look like whores!” But it then occurred to me that these girls, slapped with make-up [...]
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It’s probably a rather large stretch to count video games a sport, considering how little sportsmanship is found amongst its players. Gamers are insufferable, trash-talking dicks at their best. So much so that being a digital super-pest can be classified as an art form. To help you paint a broader stroke of douchebaggery, here’s a [...]
I’ve been stuck at home sick since Tuesday. When you’re sick this long you have to find ways to pass the time, like:
Obsessively Check Facebook for Human Contact
The first couple sick days spent off work your home feels like a comfy haven of getwellitude, but by the third day it’s an isolation chamber worthy of [...]
On Halloween, not wanting to waste unnecessary effort on a costume, I grabbed a marker and wrote “H1N1” on a shirt. Hilarious and topical, right? I wish I could lay claim to the idea, but I nicked it from my friends, Jeremy and Kris.
It seems as though I’ve been irony-ed. Yesterday I developed a dry [...]