Just a few hours from and my thirtieth birthday I’m finding out there there is no rewind button for age. The indelible persistence of time is quickly erasing what little is left of my roaring twenties.
So here I am, Christmas Eve 2009, sheepishly fading into my thirties. My youth lost, I’ve begun to ponder the [...]
Why do I live in Edmonton?
Most of my extremely modest readership are fellow Edmontonians and if not, you’re probably from Canada and are at least somewhat familiar with how cold Edmonton can get. For the few of you not familiar with the extremes of our climate you should know that winter here freezes to minus [...]
Some of the more frequent visitors to ihatehumans.ca will recall several weeks back when I wrote about Sega’s misguided ideas on what constitutes an attractive woman.
Still, Bayonetta has got a loyal pack of horny nerds clamoring for oddly sexual Japanese culture. As confusing as it is for me to believe that anyone would find this [...]
50,000 condoms will be distributed at the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver, BC in February, enough latex cover the surface area of the Empire State Building, a fascinating statistic I just made up.
Apparently the athlete’s village is bonetown, population: horny. I guess a gathering of 5000 athletes from all over the world is the [...]
I think I’m going to have to change the name of this website to I Hate Felines, because no human is drawing my ire like the cat who moved into my apartment. This cat’s plan must be to irritate me so much that I move out and he can sublet the apartment to his cat [...]