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March 23rd, 2010

Things I Read in the News: Ethics and Peacocks

Lindsay Sues E-Trade
Lindsay Lohan is in the news again! Bless your heart, Lindsay, how we missed your cracked-out DUI’s and vagina parties.
I kind of have a soft spot for Miss Lohan though, she was in Mean Girls. Means Girls was good. However, 2004 was a long time ago and Lindsay’s kind, endearing face has evolved [...]

March 6th, 2010

You are the Bitch.

Avid Facebook users, I think, are well familiar with a new social networking phenomenon, the serial status. People post some “profound” political or social statement which then asks readers to re-post the same message in their own status. Basically it’s a chain letter for social networkers, and every bit as annoying, if not more so. [...]

March 2nd, 2010

I won the Olympics for us!

March is beautiful for Canada.
One week after my tirade decrying the Canadian Olympic Committee’s “Own the Podium” program our athletes rallied for a record setting haul of gold medals at the Winter Olympics, forcing me to eat my words, and eat them good. Here’s what I said last week:
At this point it looks like the [...]