Seriously?
I probably let dumb things on facebook bother me too much, but why are people bothering to click the “like” button for a instant messenger program? Nearly five million people? Come on, MSN is just a common tool. Like a wrench or a hammer, it has a very utilitarian, unexceptional purpose; communication.
But since people are [...]
On Sunday I absolutely destroyed my ankle playing ball hockey. When I felt my joints reverberate in a very distinguishable crunch, I quickly hobbled back to the player’s bench certain the pain would be only temporary.
Nope. Very not temporary, in fact.
By the time I got home I was using the railing to slowly scale the [...]
When I first came up with the name “I Hate Humans” I thought it a momentary flash of unfathomable genius; I believe I registered the domain name that very night. The title itself doesn’t mean anything, other than an exaggerated metaphor for my scathing cynicism.
I saw I Hate Humans as an outlandish and inflammatory enough [...]
I woke up this morning in a big pile of regret over the one drink that was too many last night. Crumpled in a heap, lying broken under the covers, I wished helplessly for the bad times to end.
A couple hours later operable motor function returned, as did my will to live. Good times can [...]
Hey folks, I’m back! Did you miss me? Of course you did.
I don’t understand software companies. Strike that; I don’t understand one software company in particular, Adobe.
Check out this online poll from 2008, it suggests that 60% of Adobe Photoshop users pirate the program. Sixty percent!
Now, that number probably isn’t entirely shocking. Let’s be honest, [...]