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July 6th, 2010

Why I’m Smarter than Adobe

Hey folks, I’m back! Did you miss me? Of course you did.

I don’t understand software companies. Strike that; I don’t understand one software company in particular, Adobe.

Check out this online poll from 2008, it suggests that 60% of Adobe Photoshop users pirate the program. Sixty percent!

Now, that number probably isn’t entirely shocking. Let’s be honest, most of you are likely running at least a couple pirated applications on your PC. Perhaps some of you run stolen software exclusively; a stubborn “Fuck you!” to the whole of Silicon Valley.

Adobe is aware of this rampant piracy rate, I assume; few companies get as huge as they are without intimately knowing their market. It puzzles me why they haven’t reacted to it.

I know, I know, Adobe has indeed employed many anti-piracy tactics, and to their credit stealing Photoshop isn’t as easy as it used to be. Not that I have tried…you know…to steal it. My official position is that I own a perfectly legal copy of Adobe Photoshop and certainly have not been using it free of charge for the last 15 years. There, lawsuit averted!

What I mean is Adobe hasn’t reacted to piracy from a marketing perspective, as their software is still ridiculously expensive. Purchasing a legal copy of Adobe Photoshop CS5 will set you back a painful $800CDN. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster help you if you also require Illustrator.

Here’s the thing, Adobe; when 60% of the market is not willing to pay you eight-hundred dollars your product is too expensive!

Honestly, I don’t know what is so difficult to understand about this. I’m just some dick with a useless college diploma and a lame blog, yet I feel like I understand economics better than Adobe does.

Look, if only four out of ten potential buyers are purchasing Photoshop at $800 you make $3200. But if you drop the price to something more reasonable, say $400, and sell copies to all ten you make $4000! Pulling out the ole’ brain calculator that is a gain of positive hundreds of dollars.

Yes, there will always be piracy. Adobe will never see the day ten out of ten users are legal. However, I would argue making Photoshop more economically accessible creates new repeat customers eager to slap another $200 down for an upgrade to CS6. How could growing your market be a bad thing?

Photoshop has become an artistic tool as ubiquitous as the paint brush; albeit an elaborate paint brush made of ivory with bristles hand picked from a unicorn’s ball sack. My point being, even a nice set of paint brushes won’t set your credit card on fire.

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