September 2nd, 2009

I’m tired of reaching for the unattainable girl. You know the one, right? The girl that’s just a little too hot and a little too cool to date you? It’s time for me to come back down to reality, set some sensible expectation for myself, so I’ve decided to date Summer Glau.

"We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon"

Summer is the perfect woman for me, she’s been in so many of my favourite TV shows, it’s as if destiny were calling me to her. Well destiny, Summer and I are ready to accept your call.

Now admittedly I don’t know much about Summer outside of her performances on Firefly and The Sarah Conor Chronicles. But if I know anything about celebrates, and I think that I do, it’s that they’re exactly like the characters they play on television. Which is great, finally a woman who can punch through walls and read people’s minds. At last I’ll know what the pizza delivery guy thinks is a reasonable tip.

River Glau isn’t all mind-fucks and head kicking, though, she’s hot! But not Hollywood bullshit hot like Megan Fox:

My cleavage starred in Transformers

Yeeekkkth . . . she looks like she covered her face in glaze and stuck it in the oven for four or five hours.

Twins?

No, Summer Cameron is hot in an interesting, cool way, like the chick from the Busted Tees ads.

This maybe the the hottest girl alive, no joke.

I began my quest to date Summer Glau the way all modern people hook up, Facebook. I decided to just to go for it, no dancing around it, playing games or any of that junk.

So far I haven’t received her ecstatic affirmative response, no doubt she’s nervous about how to reply to the new love of her life. In case you’re wondering, yes, that profile photo thumbnail is of me with my ass high in the air, I’m that confident. Not to say there won’t be competition:

This guy is already sending my woman birthday cards with fuzzy animals singing hilarious puns! He also said “thank you for your gift.” Did she send him a gift? Shit. I’m in trouble here. Unless . . . unless he was just thanking her for her acting gifts, surely he wasn’t, cause that would just be retarded.

Looks like I may have a battle to win her heart, nevertheless, I will press on and soon be the envy of Whedonites everywhere! The Sci-fi Nerd Holy Grail awaits!

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